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Funny motivational quotes 

Funny motivational quotes

Change is not a four letter word… but often your reaction to it is!

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done

You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.

If you’re going to be thinking, you may as well think big.

Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.

In the end, it’s not the years in your life that count; it’s the life in your years.

Here is how you know if your mission on Earth is finished: If you’re alive. it isn’t.

The most important thing is never to stop questioning.

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.

Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.

Never think about the mistakes you’ve made. Think about the mistakes you will make.

“To learn to succeed, you must first learn to fail.” —Michael Jordan

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Funny inspirational quotes

Funny inspirational quotes

When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

If you cannot repair the brakes on your car, make your horn louder.

Where there’s a will, there’s a way; and where there’s a way, there’s usually a stop sign somewhere along the road.

Life is not measured by the number of breathes we take, but by the number of moments that take our breath away.

Look up for inspiration, look down for concentration, but don’t look side to side for information.

Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Opportunity is always knocking. The problem is that most people have the self-doubt station in their head turned up way too loud to hear it.

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor.

Opportunity is always knocking. The problem is that most people have the self-doubt station in their head turned up way too loud to hear it.

People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.

Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce back.

Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn’t spend half our time wishing.

Always remember that you are unique . . . just like everybody else.

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

“Try not to become a man of success, but a man of value.” —Albert Einstein

To find what you seek in life, leave no rock unturned.

Every artist was first an amateur.

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher the inspiration his life will be.

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action.

No great man ever complains of want of opportunities.

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true.

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.” —Wayne Gretzky

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes.

Without inspiration, the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks.

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need.

Man’s best successes come after the disappointments.

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot. Make it hot by striking.

Fortune favors the brave.

Famous funny quotes

Famous funny quotes

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

A good speech should be like a woman’s skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

I’d like to live like a poor man – only with lots of money.

There was a time when people said, ‘Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.’ Now they just say, ‘Pay him!’

 

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Updated: March 31, 2017 — 5:17 pm

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